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How To Cover a Boner

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How To Cover a Boner

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The Waistband Method

You can start by tucking your boner into the waistband of your boxers!

DO NOT ATTEMPT SHIRTLESS !

You can go pee, which will make your boner go away.

ONLY DO THIS AT A URINAL!

You can sit down and cross legs while patiently waiting for your boner to go away!

BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU STAND UP!

The Pee Method

The Cross Method