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How To Cover a Boner

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This is a topic every man can relate to.

Buying $HOTOCAB is a way to explain to all women that being a man isn’t easy. Sure, childbirth is no small feat, but... stepping out in public and suddenly being hit with an unexpected boner —that’s real suffering!

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How To Cover a Boner

The menminist movement !

The Waistband Method

You can start by tucking your boner into the waistband of your boxers!

DO NOT ATTEMPT SHIRTLESS !

You can go pee, which will make your boner go away.

ONLY DO THIS AT A URINAL!

You can sit down and cross legs while patiently waiting for your boner to go away!

BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU STAND UP!

The Pee Method

The Cross Method

The Penguin Shuffle Method

You can start by tucking your boner into the waistband of your boxWalk like a penguin, keeping your legs stiff and close together to create a natural barrier. Bonus: it looks like you’re just cold.

PEOPLE MIGHT OFFER YOU A FISH !

Announce, “I need to pee!” and sprint dramatically toward the nearest restroom. Problem solved—temporarily.

PREPARE TO AWKWARDLY LAITER IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF YOUR ESCAPE !

Make up a bizarre excuse and commit to it fully! Put on your cycling shorts and go climb a mountain!

ONLY FOR ATHLETES!

The Sudden Call from Nature Method

The "I Have an Errand" Method

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How To Cover a Boner is a perfect example of the difficulty of being a man in public, but there are others!

The Emoji Dilemna

The moment when every man has to ask himself if his words will be misinterpreted and if he'll come across as a fool when all he wants to do is be nice!

The moment when every man is forced to handle the BBQ while all he wants is to have a drink and chill with his friends!

The moment when every man has to buy a "box of sanitary pads" for his girlfriend!

The BBQ Cheif

The Sanitary Pad Challenge